best/worst D.D.s

topic posted Sun, December 26, 2004 - 3:11 PM by  Miss H:!@ry ...
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So what is the best drunk dial story you've got (recieved or called)?

I must say my personal favorite is calling my frined Josh at 3 AM my time, 6 or 7 am his time, and leaving him a message saying that we should get maried and buy a house in the carribean and have babies because he's rich and going to Harvard. Flattering, yet offensive/gold digging. I din't even remember calling him till I called him sober about a week later to say hello and he asked if I remembered saying all that. Oops.

My sister liked to drunk dial my mom and tell her that she loved her. WTF?!
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Miss H:!@ry Zuleika Lady Grey
Arizona
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  • Re: best/worst D.D.s

    Sun, December 26, 2004 - 3:19 PM
    Here's my worst druck dial:

    Actually he called me, but...
    I was having a bit of a 'sextracurricular' relationship with a guy that had a girlfriend. We started the evening off with shots of Bacardi 151, and you can imagine how it went from there... kicked out of 4 bars, making out with co-workers, going home with other co-workers...

    So, he calls me when he gets home to his girlfriend and I'm drunkenly talking dirty to him while, unbeknownst to me, his girfriend grabs the phone and is listening to my nastiness. Needless to say, the shit hit the fan. I think it was his subconcious need for it to come out in the open.

    He was also the object of many a drunk dial afterward. It was an 'I love you when I'm drunk, hate you when I'm sober' relationship.
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      Re: best/worst D.D.s

      Tue, December 28, 2004 - 11:12 PM
      on one of my birthdays we went to a bar in DC where every drink was $2. needless to say people were buying me drinks all night. There were these boys that i was friends with (whom i occasionally hooked up with) that all lived in the same house. When my roommate dragged me home wasted, i kept calling their house over and over. Their answering machine said "You've reached the total experience" (i'm not sure why). i kept leaving messages saying "hello...total eclipse....hello" For the next year that was their outgoing message, and even though they are all married now, the last i heard one of them still had the tape of me saying that.
  • Re: best/worst D.D.s

    Wed, December 29, 2004 - 8:30 AM
    I got drunk and called my grandmother at 3am to say that I loved her. Earlier, we had a rooftop party at my apartment and I had passed out on the roof. At about midnight I woke up and was so drunk that it took me close to a half an hour to figure out how to get off the roof (even though we had a stairwell).

    A few days later mums calls to ask if i'm alright and if i'm on drugs.

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