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"I just got home and I'm too drunk to take my clothes off, you wanna come over and help me?"
"I just got home and I'm too drunk to take my clothes off, you wanna come over and help me?"
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 10:13 AMDAMMM WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT ONLINE LAST NIGHT!
And not living in seatle could be a problem.......
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Sun, April 17, 2005 - 11:40 PMfunny! hope that doesn't stick in my mind when I get drunk.... haha
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 11:02 PMa girl in germany told me she fell for this line:
"hey, i'm outside in the street, it's cold, and i am too drunk to drive home. can i stay at your place?" -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 11:32 PMI'm gonna have to remember that one ;) -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 11:59 PMBelieve it or not!!!
A nice young ladie came up to mein a bar and said "hey I have a hotel room near here. Wanna go fuck like bunnies?"
My personal favorate!! She was drunk of course!!! -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Sat, April 23, 2005 - 11:19 AMAnd what did you say/do? -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Sat, April 23, 2005 - 11:55 AM" I got a Big Fucking Cock!
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Sun, April 24, 2005 - 10:38 AMYou do... nice! *giggle*
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Sun, April 24, 2005 - 10:59 AMRE: "And what did you say/do?"
YES!!!!! and Everything!!! -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Tue, April 26, 2005 - 5:51 AMMy only good Bar story!!!
Ohhh I used to say "Hey little girl... "YOU WANNA JOLLY RANCHER" always carried those damm candies back then! -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Tue, April 26, 2005 - 3:26 PMwas that to little girls or women? and did it get you anywhere except a lighter pocket with less candy? -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Tue, April 26, 2005 - 4:57 PMI have a bad habbit of saying little girl!! I am 6'3" 250 so most women are "little" to me, and yes it just made my pocket lighter!!
I made a lot of friends that way though! -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Tue, April 26, 2005 - 5:05 PMyou never asked me if i wanted a jolly rancher -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Tue, April 26, 2005 - 5:08 PMthat was before I met you I can't have them now since the restraining order!! -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Tue, April 26, 2005 - 5:14 PMGee how many times do i have tell you i am sorry, and that i removed the restraining order a long long time ago :P
your welcome to come over and ask me now ;) -
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Re: Sexy DD Pick-up Lines
Sat, June 11, 2005 - 8:17 PM"I just got home and I'm too drunk to take my clothes off, you wanna come over and help me?"
I almost used that one last night ...but really I just wanted to have someone help me in to bed - soooo hung right now!!! - pizza autta do da trick
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