eh. some people need a bit of practice to keep a sober air about them while in some state of wasted.

in highschool i used to call my parents all the time to check in and let them know i was alright. most of the time some kind of drunk or high. after awhile i found that if i concentrated a bit more, i could easily overcome whatever slurring or speech impediment i'd been giggling about 10 mins earlier.

the only time i've never had a problem speaking was if i was in an arguement/discussion. but as soon as it was resolved i was back to my trashed self again.

i usually figure out i sound like an idiot, it just takes longer if i'm not sober.

^_^